I have a nemesis........ it has a certain style about itself.
It dwells, troll-like in the woods.
Green and sometimes slippery - it waits.....for me......
The first 'biggish' walk out with a friend, I blithely stepped forward, a cheerful pace made, happy happy heart...when......( a very Red Riding Hood moment here) lurking in the woods was....this.......
Chatting with my friend, our dogs blissfully snuffling away, following scents new and old, we approached the small woodland edge. There at the boundary is a stone wall, tumbled and ancient with an almost as decrepit fence supplying a supporting role.
Closer and closer to my doom I innocently tramped... the dogs unaware of impending horror just leapt over the demon that awaited me....
My friend hopped over equally as agilely, not breaking from her chatter or into a sweat, then it was my turn.
I stepped over with my 'good' leg and my 'bad' leg was to just follow...only it didn't. I was left teetering on the stile, with left leg in front and right leg wafting about and not bending.
Ok....ok...I thought, I can do this, so I stepped back, and attempted to put my right leg over first (at this point, my dear and true friend had started to laugh at me) this too failed.
I stepped back - the dogs, confused by my dithering,hopped back and forth only increasing my frustration and my friends laughter (I call her my friend rather lightly at this point - in my hour of kneed!)
I tried again, hoisting myself up on to the wobbly stile, levering my right left first and swinging my more able left leg over, the drop on the other side although not large is eye-watering enough when you land smack on to the top of the stile..... said ex-friend is laughing so hard she has tears in her eyes, the dogs have given up and gone for a paddle in the stream and I am smiling (grimacing in pain) as I haul myself over.
Humph....................